Boobies

"Dude, about our new tattoo studio,"
"Yeah, bro?"
"I was thinking we should name it after something that we both really like. I don't know, like carrots or something."
"Actually, I don't really like carrots all that much."
"Really? That's kind of an interesting fact. I'll have to remember that."
"Yeah, it's not that I hate them or anything, it's just they've never been my fave."
"Hey..., I don't know, maybe this sounds crazy..., but I've always had a thing for boobies."
"Bro! You like boobies, too!"
"That's it!"
Simultaneously: "BOOBIES TATTOO STUDIO!!!"

"Dude, I've been thinking. Why don't we write 'Black Rebel' on some of our signs."
"You know, I've had a similar idea, but lately I've been all about 'Tribal Area'."
"Seriously, I don't want to fight. Let's just agree to disagree."
Simultaneously: "And write them both randomly on some of our signs!!!"