Naive Hand Soap

I'm not sure if Naive is looking for some new English slogans, but I've come up with a couple anyway.

Naive: So you're wife will never know the filthy places your hands have been.

Remember that dead hooker? You're wife doesn't... thanks to Naive!

Raccoon blood? What raccoon blood? Honestly, you should see a doctor. You've for sure been hallucinating again. Now go back to bed, eight-year-old son. (Wink. Thanks Naive.)