Crab Stairs

Mayor: As you know, we only have $5000 to make the new playground, but you have full control of the money. Could you come up with a proposal by the end of the month?
Playground designer: Would it blow your mind if I made a proposal at this very moment?
Mayor: Wh-wh-whaaaat?!
Playground designer: Get this... Crab stairs.
Mayor: (A single tear rolls down his cheek.) Surely you are simply a vessel an angel is using to speak.

El Fin