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Saturday, July 27, 2013

How to Make Cute

First, if you can find some old timey French underwear, wear that with nothing over it. Then point your butt towards me. That's super cute, but remember, guys are disgusted by seeing two legs, so do whatever it takes to hide one. Next, put on a ton of makeup, close your eyes halfway like you're dead drunk, and make a big O with your mouth. Also, guyz dig cats with super long pig tails. Try to make your arms turn into one.

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