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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Dick Festival

If you're free and in Aichi Prefecture this Friday, it's probably worth your time to head over to Tagata Shrine and check out the Hounen Matsuri, or penis festival. Basically people rub a bunch of dicks and then some guys carrying around a freshly carved, huge, wooden dick. It's supposed to assure a good harvest. The sky is a man and the earth is a woman... so... yeah, a big wooden dick. Ladies, don't feel left out. There's also a large vagina rock nearby. It is also said to help those with fertility problems, but it seems most people go there to laugh at a giant wooden dick. There are a bunch of stands where you can buy penis shaped candy, so it's kind of like a bachelorette party except way more spiritual and stuff. Here's a video somebody made five years ago:

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