Japanese Gum Review #2: Slime

I think we're all aware that slime and lime rhyme with each other, so it was only a matter of time before a dynamic gum manufacturer combined the two. That's right, this gum combines the flavor of lime with the texture of slime. I wasn't quite sure what the texture of slime was, but it turns out to be nearly identical with that of gum. Perhaps it is slightly softer than gum. I'm not sure. The flavor brought to mind lime popsicles.

Ratings:
Gaybot: 6  This is above average gum, ladies and gentlemen.
Girlbot: 8  This is her new favorite gum.
Overall: 7

On a side note, girlbot thought her name on this blog was gaygirl.