New Pachinko Machines!!!

Yes, that's right. Life is worth living again. Here's the ad I got in the mail...

Look at all the babes that love pachinko!!! I guess the big new machine is called girls spot...

I think this could be part of the perfect evening: Buy a pack of cigs, lose all my money playing girls spot, die from auto-erotic asphyxiation (AEA). When your doing well, that breast on the right will start shaking and the "girls" sign in girls spot starts kind of humping into the "spot" (so sometimes it says G-spot). Meanwhile, there are videos of girls taking baths and stuff. Literally the perfect pachinko machine.