Ultraman Assists Mochi Makers

Ultraman came to the mall today to make mochi. I thought he was actually going to make it, but apparently he can't see what he's doing, so he just did some punches in the air to sound effects, and two other dudes made the mochi. You could get your picture with him after they finished, but I seemed to be the only person over they age of eight without a child there, so I opted out.

Ultraman: A Modern Day Jesus/Santa?

For some reason the Japanese don't follow the tradition of forcing children to sit on a "magic" stranger's lap, but I did come across this Christmas Eve miracle. Ultraman made a visit to a toy store and allowed children to be photographed with him.

Reindeer Man Part 2

This is obviously the cooler of the two reindeer costumes. Again, the shoes let the ladies know you're still classy while the pose let's them know you're awesome. I recommend doing this pose randomly at least five times a day (even if you can't get your hands on this costume). I guarantee people start treating you differently.

Modern Day Pimp

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Making Dreams Come True

I think every young man at some point has dreamed of making love to a Christmas tree. I mean, certainly I couldn't be the only one, right?

Snowball Man

I think we've all had that dream where your torso becomes a talking snowman's head. Well, you can finally make that dream a reality sort of. Anyway, it's a sure fire way to score with the ladies. If that fails, at least it will be made very clear that you have a severe learning disability.

Reindeer Man

Everybody at the Christmas party is going to feel like such an idiot, with their uncomfortable, collared shirts and lack of fake suspenders. When you walk in, everyone knows, "That dude is already way drunker than anyone else is going to get tonight." Chicks are for sure going to be impressed by that.