A: Dear lord your hair and make look fabulous today!

B: Well yeah, I just went to PASSIoN Ass, so, you know.

A: Wait, PASSIoN Ass?

B: You know, the place right below Bottoms Up!

A: I think you're talking about Ass Lab.

B: Yeah, it's one of those cool places that has two names for no reason.

A: Well at least both of the names accurately describe the shop.

B: I know. Hey, if you could be any animal, what would you be?

A: A kangaroo...so I could "hop" to it!

B: Ha ha! Oh my God! Was that a play on words?!

A: What?