Mind Your Manners

There are all these signs up written in Japanese and English instructing people how to behave. Sometimes the translations are done poorly, but often times even the Japanese seems to be a riddle. This sign is on a ashtray in a designated smoking area.

Do they want me to stop smoking or start collecting my cigarette butts? Also, I'm pretty sure that turtle I burned and threw in the garbage wasn't capable of crying. In their defense, at no point did I try to inhale the turtle.