Japanese Food Review #37: Black Thunder

Just to be clear, this a review of the Japanese candy bar Black Thunder and not a review of the classic movie, the Indian theme park, or any number of fine, pornographic films. Black Thunder is a short yet wide candy bar (if you know what I mean) and a steal at 32 yen. It consists of a chocolate cookie (somewhere between an oreo and a twix cookie) and rice puffs covered in chocolate. Below Black Thunder it reads, "Black Thunder God," and below that it says, "Currently a bit hit with young women." I think loading up on Black Thunders is one of the best ways to meet hot chicks. I also think it's quite a poetic slogan. They recognize that the women who are young at this time will soon grow old, die, and be forgotten forever. And who can predict what the next generation of young women will say about Black Thunder? Will it continue to be popular or go the way of the root beer barrel? These thoughts help you have a good cry while you enjoy the sweetness of the bar.

Ratings:
Gaybot: 5  Not a great treat, but nothing to complain about, and it's cheap.
Girlbot: 4  She says she originally tried it because several young women were raving about it (I'm telling you guys, this candy bar is a sure thing), but it wasn't as good as she thought it would be.
Overall: 4.5