Playground Equipment Update

The thing above is in Chikusa park. This reporter has heard from multiple sources that both the tubes on the sides and the blue structure itself were hallow at one point. It had always been assumed that the choice to fill in the equipment had been made because it had been too dangerous for small children. But is that all there is to the story??? Recently, a small boy was overheard saying that it was filled in because cats had been living inside of it. I believe the Gaybot Times is the first news agency to break this story.

It should be noted that the small boy spent most of the rest of the time talking about how intelligent a certain ant was for choosing a path that he wouldn't fall from. A little girl pointed out that the ant wouldn't fall from any of the paths and the boy replied by telling her how intelligent the ant was.

Still, this is a pretty big story for us.