The other night I was about to drive home drunk when this smiling, talking car told me not to. It really made me reexamine a lot of things. It also helped me realize that I was still capable of reading. Clearly I wasn't drunk enough. I bought a fifth of whiskey and fell asleep in the subway bathroom. All I'm saying is maybe if there were more cartoon cars telling people what to do in America, drinking and driving wouldn't be such a huge problem
Ooooooooooooh.
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