100 Yen Vending Machine

Human 1: Ok, we need to make it clear that this vending machine is a great deal, right? So I was thinking we have a  drunk squirrel or something sort of dressed up to play football.

Human 2: I'm not seeing how this is going to move drinks.

Human 1: Please don't interrupt me. It's horribly rude.

Human 2: I'm terribly sorry.

Human 1: So then there's this coffee yelling at the squirrel.

Human 2: Genius.

Human 1: ...And some alien grape drink?

Human 2: Great idea... Mr. BRAND NEW VICE-PRESIDENT!!!