Hey fellas, are you having trouble scoring with the ladies? Have ex-girlfriends often listed your incredibly dry mouth as a reason for breaking up with you? If yes, you should really look into these special mints. They help produce an ample amount of saliva (which drives women crazy). I'd say eating these is the equivalent to shooting a futuristic love beam out of your mouth.
Everytime I saw this advert I thought of the phrase
ReplyDelete'Technicolour yawn'.
which is another term for vomit. haha..
Oh, I'll have to incorporate that term into my daily repertoire, as in, "I totally technicolor yawned all over that horse last night." Am I using that correctly?
DeleteIf that's the *correct* use of the term, my admissions of horse sexual assault have probably been misinterpreted.
DeleteI mean, what? Do I have to spell it out?