Red Shoes

Human A: I'm sure you're all aware that the new theme for our color photo album books is "red shoes." Obviously we're gonna get a dog wearing a hat to stand behind some, what else, red shoes. And yes, the slogan will be something like, "These shoes are just the right size for me." But here's the kicker: some of the background will be the same color as the font so it will be really difficult to read! It's like a metaphor for being human, or struggle, or something!

Human B: Sir, can I just say you better hope you don't get crucified...

Human A: Wha.. wha... what!?

Human B: ...because you're a modern day Jesus! Bravo sir!