Heparize W Hyper

I think this is a product for all those business men who gave up their dream of being a gay actor on Broadway. It's a drink that you should have after consuming a large amount of alcohol. You know, one of those drinks with turmeric and liver extract. In Japan, there's usually a large selection of these at any convenience store. I know they're supposed to help you avoid getting a hangover. I'm guessing this one is also supposed to help your liver (that's why there's a cute liver on the bottle maybe).

They're singing about how they're going home, and then the people inside ask them if they have Heparize. Then they drink it and that guy makes an awesome sound. The end.