Tips for the Frugal Traveler #2

For me, every vacation I go on starts out well enough, but by day two or three I can't shake the thought, "Man, I'd really like to read about sports. That, or page through an erotic magazine. I don't have enough money for both! What am I going to do!" In Japan, the answer is simple: buy a sports newspaper.

A sports newspaper is a thin paper that almost only has sport stories. It's a great idea, but I guess some people were a little bored by the lack of variety, so now, almost all sports papers have a one or two page erotic section.

This is just a corner of the page. I can't show the rest because there's actual bare breasts and stuff. Many of the articles are similar to letters to Penthouse, except there are usually pictures to go along with them, which gives them way more of a "news" feel. Also, you might think you'll now have to read the sports in private, but don't worry. I've seen old men reading only the porn sections on crowded trains, so feel free to learn about "the news."