Aliens Attempt to Mate with Our Women

A couple male aliens have been seen "hitting" on an Earth woman. The aliens possess the powers of changing outfits slightly and shooting cute lightning out of there eyes. Luckily, alien Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is pretending to be a sexy lady so she can shrink the males of her species. (Kind of like when that hooker turned out to be a police officer. Remember dad?) Of course all this makes me think only one thing: Where can I get a pair of those cropped pants!