Instant Boobs

If you're like me, you spend most of your time at parties answering questions like, "Why are you here?" and, "Why do you hold your face like that?" With Instant Boobs, those questions will surely change to, "Can I touch your boobs?" and, "What happened to you during your childhood?"

Just follow these three simple steps:
1) Stick them on.
2) Rub them with force and watch them grow!
3) Be the life of the party!!