GU Gaucho Pants

Here's the latest commercial GU has made for their new campaign. The three ladies are Yuu Kashii, Haru, and Mizuki Yamamoto. The idea is there's a girls meeting between the world's three most beautiful girls. The three women seem to hate life. The slogan at the end is, "You don't want to try, right?"

Anyway, that Cleopatra lady wants to be fashionable but be able to relax. The Helen of Troy lady says the solution is gaucho. She later makes fun of Cleo's hair and Cleo says, "That's my meat." She's angry! It's really a very hilarious joke. In between they wear gaucho pants and walk on treadmills. It's a very solid ad.

Aliens Develop Vomiting Technology

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu becomes a vomiting fountain in her latest GU commercial. I don't need to tell you how turned on I am right now. I mean, seriously, you'd be super grossed out if I really explained how turned on I am. I have to say, this is brilliant marketing by GU. I guarantee the next time you see a girl projectile vomiting the thought, "Man alive, I could really go for some GU short pants right about now," will suddenly come in your head.

Aliens Attempt to Mate with Our Women

A couple male aliens have been seen "hitting" on an Earth woman. The aliens possess the powers of changing outfits slightly and shooting cute lightning out of there eyes. Luckily, alien Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is pretending to be a sexy lady so she can shrink the males of her species. (Kind of like when that hooker turned out to be a police officer. Remember dad?) Of course all this makes me think only one thing: Where can I get a pair of those cropped pants!

The Stylish Invader in America

Everyone is worried about some fat, prepubescent Korean nuking us, but meanwhile our shores are already under attack by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. All are fat cops are turning into stylish lady Spocks.