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Sunday, June 15, 2014

Weekly Update

Some of the highlights here at the Times from the last week.


  • Saw a dad with his three young daughters wearing a "I lost my virginity in Cancun" hat at the park.

  • Talked to an old man who used to run some shops. He said that if he found out an employee was stealing a little cash from him, he wouldn't do anything. Apparently the employees that stole were also the best salesmen. There's a tip for all you aspiring salesmen (sorry, ladies, I don't think it would work for you).

  • Found a section at the park where 4 leaf clovers aren't so uncommon. Guess who has three 4 leaf clovers, losers!!!! Girlbot wants to buy a bunch of lottery tickets. Seems pretty logical.

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