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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

If You Can't Steal, Burn?

Even cartoon warning signs didn't stop this "gnarly" dude.
Kochi, Japan has had a burning problem... and it has nothing to do with people's crotches! (To be serious for a second, I'm sure numerous people in Kochi have crotch issues that require medical attention). Yomiuri Online reported that on June 30th someone set six separate fires. On the 26th of this month, the police arrested a man who is suspected of having started at least one of the fires. He is accused of starting fire to a cardboard box full of rags that he placed upon a home's air conditioner at 1:15am. Damage was only done to one exterior wall of the home. The accused dude is a college freshmen and offered this explanation, "I was irritated that I can't rob stuff so I set a fire. Burning stuff was fun." There was no explanation for why he can't rob stuff, but one can assume it has to do with a lack of courage. Perhaps this man was born with a medical condition like "super tiny balls" or something.

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