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Friday, November 2, 2012

Cat Cafe


There are a bunch of these places in Japan, but this cat cafe is in Sakae. You pay 700 yen for a drink and then can touch cats for half an hour. It's a great deal. Get this, the next 30 minutes are only 500 yen!!! Also, the location is super convenient. There are a large number of brothels in Sakae, so you can visit a woman of the night at 3pm and then head to a cat cafe to contemplate suicide over a latte. The cats will convince you to wait until Christmas, because they are the only ones who truly understand you.

5 comments:

  1. Todd Walker11:31 PM

    The real price breaks are at the 3 hour level

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    1. Only on weekdays, though, dude.

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    2. Nice to see you've got yourself into constructive interests, Todd, after I kicked you off the team.

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  2. Do they have back rooms for extra special "petting?"

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    1. Great question. I don't believe so, but for some reason I haven't thought to ask.

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