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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Ichiro's Dirty Secret

I used to think Ichiro was really cool because he's good at hitting balls and has a style only Ahmadinejad can compete with, but it turns out the dude's been powered by YUNKER all along.

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  1. Anonymous5:30 AM

    What's Yunker? Japanese roid, hgh?

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    1. It's an energy drink. It's made from a special blend of herbs (I'm pretty sure HGH is an herb) and other nutrients (so probably roids).

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