Human Godzilla

 Not exactly sure what's going on here, but this ad is aimed at young women. It says, "What kind of monster is your boyfriend?" It also offers the chance to get a special photo with your boyfriend on your Christmas date.

Ice Breakers: Jonte' Moaning

If memory serves me correctly, my little brother loves this commercial. He wouldn't shut up about it, always singing this song. The guy in the video, Jonte' Moaning, is, for some reason, fairly famous in Japan. He's from Portland, Oregon. Maybe you already guessed that. He just kind of gives off that Portland vibe. Apparently he is a dancer and choreographer and has worked with Beyonce (the one and only!!!!). According to his wikipedia page (Japanese), Beyonce said that if she were a man, she'd want to be like Jonte'. So there's some more proof that Beyonce has lost touch with reality.