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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Look Flashy...Even in the Rain?! [NSFW]

This video does not contain any porn or violent images, but if you're prone to "emotional screams" or "excitement seizures," you might want to bring your computer into a bathroom stall right about now.

We all know that looking sexy is easy on a sunny day... but when it's raining, it's hard to distinguish between a homeless man and a super model. Let's just say I've been caught "heavy petting the wrong kind of bum" on more than one occasion, and it was probably because it was raining or something. With this new invention, people will instantly be able to see that you are a "hunk" and/or "babe" in the worst of weather.

Also, I've always had a few problems with umbrellas:
1. Not enough people stare at me while I hold one.
2. They barely use any electricity.
These are problems no more. Behold...


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