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It was the perfect disguise... if it weren't
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Katsuhiko Iwamoto (60) was arrested last August for burglarizing 27 restaurants and coffee shops between December and June. He stole money, of course, but also raided the refrigerators. On at least 7 occasions he made himself a meal before fleeing. He enjoyed ham, gyozya, etc. In all, he stole ¥2,000,000 worth of items (about $20,000). At one establishment, he made fried bean sprouts. Up to this point you're probably thinking, "Wow, cool, this guy is a modern day Robin Hood..., or something. I wonder if he wears a green pancho?" But here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Turns out this man has no manners at all, and he didn't even do the dishes. Because of this, investigators were able to secure DNA from the spit he slobbered all over the utensils and plate he used. This ended up being his downfall. The unemployed man wined, "I don't have any money and I was hungry." One can assume the judge retorted,"Sorry, but I don't understand filthy pig language. Can we get a translator in here?"
Source:
Yomiuri Online
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