Boss Coffee

Human A: I don't know what it is, but every time I take a sip of this coffee I get this image of a cute cowgirl shaving her beard, you know?
Human B: Interesting.
Human A: Yeah, and for some reason it's a man's hand that's shaving her.
Human B: Dude..., I think you just came up with our new ad campaign!
Human A: Wow! High fives all around!
Human B: No, dude, you can't say high fives all around when there's only two people in the room.
Human A: Oh, okay. Sorry about that.
Human B: No, dude, say, "High five!"
Human A: High five?
Human B: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
The two do a decent high five. Neither of them put much power into it, but they do make solid contact.