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Glamour Shot Bar

People always talk about Kyoto's temples and shrines. Personally, I prefer the shot bars, just hanging out with the locals and experiencing the real  Kyoto.

Also, this picture was taken by Dandy Chesterton. Thank you so much, Dandy.

Club Laid

Looking for a relaxing evening in Kyoto? Check out club laid. I'm pretty sure this is a hostess club and you won't be able to get laid, but you will be able to spend a large amount of money to talk to a woman who pretends to enjoy your company. If you have some extra time, check out their cast.

Vegetable Rhythm

This is called ベジタリズム (begitarizumu). Supposedly it's supposed to make kids want to eat vegetables. I didn't realize this, but apparently eating vegetables is cool, or at least those 4 kids forced to dress like idiots by a corporation think so. It also sounds like an Okinawan song. I'm all for more Okinawan music.

Flyed Rice

Yeah, nice grammar guys. I think you meant flew rice.

Japanese Food Review 10: Bibimbap Chips

The Japanese folks at Frito Lay have come out with a new line of chips called This Part is Delicious with a hand pointing to slightly burnt food. This is the 石焼ビビンバ　(bibimbap cooked in a stone bowl) edition. You dudes know that bibimbap is a Korean dish where rice is mixed with a bunch other Korean food, right? It's normally just mixed in a normal bowl, but it can be served in a hot stone bowl. I believe this style is much more popular in Japan that Korea. I can't stress this enough, these chips ARE NOT NORMAL BIBIMBAP FLAVOR!!! They are HOT STONE BOWL BIBIMBAP FLAVOR!!! Please don't confuse the two.

These are corn chips. The texture is thicker than Doritos. A pretty high quality chip, I must say. It also did taste quite a bit like bibimbap. They were tasty.

Ratings:
Gaybot: 6
Girlbot: 2   She liked them, but they were worse than she was expecting, so the two is some sort of punishment.
Overall: 4

Scenic Kyoto

I saw this bum like an hour later, still with his pants down, rummaging through a trash can. He was checking every box of cigarettes and throwing them as far as he could when they were empty. Then he went up to a guy who was smoking and got a cigarette off of him. So if you're out of smokes, just pull your pants down and go crazy. Finally, the cops came again and walked him away (again, it didn't appear that they were arresting him or trying to get him to pull his pants up. It was all hanging out in front, by the way).

Resetch

This is a lovely ad you can see on the train now. It advertises itself as constipation medicine that you don't have to drink, as if that's a selling point. It says it takes 3-10 minutes to work. That model's name is Nanao, and apparently it took 7 minutes to work for her. That's the ad campaign. I guess you can take the challenge to see if you can crap faster than Nanao. If any of you were hoping to marry Nanao, keep in mind that there's at least a 50% chance that your children will suffer from chronic constipation. Other than that, I hear she's quite the catch.

Oh, and mega THANK YOU to share-dawg for the pic.

Ear Beauty Salon

This is a place where you can have a girl clean your ears with a wooden stick (something every man dreams of). I guess the big sell is that you get to rest your head in their lap. They also give you a foot and body massage. 30 minutes costs 2500 yen (if you're rich you can pay 3000 yen for an hour). Oh, and ladies, they're now hiring. They're looking for Korean women 22 or younger. I assume that about half my readership fits that description, so give that number a call. I have no idea why they'd be looking for Korean women. Maybe they can pay them less.

The Gallagher of Japan???