Bringing a Little JC to Japan

The people of Japan are nice and all, but it does bother me that you almost never hear the phrase, "Praise JC for real, dawg!" or other such phrases much. That's all about to change because of this clever wordplay! That winged, crucified man will heal your back. Come on in. Yeah, just relax. That's it.

 BOOM! GOT YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO HEAVEN NOW, DAWG! It's just that simple.

Happy Water Life Service

I think this guy is starting some new age Poseidon cult or something. Wait, no, that's my plumber.

Construction Gods

Apparently it's traditional to have a priest bless your land before a building is constructed.

Here is a makeshift shrine. Presumably some members of the company in charge of making the building and the family that owns the land were in attendance. It was weird. I thought they were starting construction because a couple guys took a ton of time measuring where the shrine would be. I guess Godzilla hates when you pray two centimeters to the left.