Library Cards Are Cool

This an ad that's been on the windows of trains lately. It's for library cards and the slogan is, "Get one and you'll want to read books." I guess you'll be like one of those famous reading space dogs. One interesting fact you can learn from reading: Even with that fishbowl on its head, that dog will be dead within in minutes suffering a horrendous death. The bends will begin within seconds and eventually parts of its body will expand to twice their normal size! Get your card kids!

Team Read

I've been getting a lot of mail asking why there have been so few articles published recently. Most of you barely know what's going on in Japan. Well, I'll admit it. The rumors are all true. I haven't been as focused on The Times because I've joined Team Read.

I'm the cool looking one.

I know this doesn't have much to do with Japan, and I don't mean to get too philosophical on all of you, but reading has know borders!!

Join the team, you idiots!!!