Slot Pachinko

 

How do you get customers to flock to your establishment to play pachinko and slot machines? Why not explain in a foreign language that it's the most popular amusement in their country? And I'm sure people are dying to know why you expanded your Slot area.

 

Pachi Tora

Looks like marketers have finally found out what we've all already known for years: Rabid cats just make you want to play pachinko.

Pachinko and Slot Advertisement

Human 1: I think we gotta get this guy back in here. I don't think people are going to be able to tell that he's excited.

Human 2: Why don't you try writing "EXCITE!" next to his face.

Human 1: Okay..., I guess that helps a little...

Human 2: Oh, dude, you forgot to put a boxing glove behind him.

Human 1: What the hell is wrong with me! Okay, it's totally fine now. Cancel the re-shoot.

New Pachinko Machines!!!

Yes, that's right. Life is worth living again. Here's the ad I got in the mail...

Look at all the babes that love pachinko!!! I guess the big new machine is called girls spot...

I think this could be part of the perfect evening: Buy a pack of cigs, lose all my money playing girls spot, die from auto-erotic asphyxiation (AEA). When your doing well, that breast on the right will start shaking and the "girls" sign in girls spot starts kind of humping into the "spot" (so sometimes it says G-spot). Meanwhile, there are videos of girls taking baths and stuff. Literally the perfect pachinko machine.