I've written about JA Bank's squirrel commercials before. They're usually about opening a savings account in the winter. I think it has something to do with the high number of squirrel deaths in the winter or something. Anyway, they've decided it's probably okay to open a savings account in the summer and made a new hot jam.
One of my favorite summer activities is playing volleyball with a beach ball and having flames shoot out of my left eye before spiking the ball. The lyrics are basically:
Because it's summer summer summer summer, let's save.
JA!
(repeat 3 times)
Summer savings!
Sa-sa-sa-savings!
Or something like that.
They also made a bunch of other weird stuff.
The lady says she's saving money for her dream. The squirrels are both in love with her, and a physical confrontation ensues. Then she buys fireworks and everyone is super happy because the only thing better than sex with the woman you love, is fireworks with the guy who wants to have sex with the woman you love. The will he won't he shoot fire in my eye tension is to die for. So... please open a savings account?
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