TRUE LOVE TESTER

The fine folks at Ravijour have just made an invention that will change how women's bras burst open forever! You know how there's all these guyz that are really good at getting girls, right? It turns out that women's brains are really stupid, so they need a device to let them know if they're feeling true love. Of course, if you are feeling true love, the next logical step is to have your bra burst open. This true love tester senses when your heat is beating quickly (ie. true love) and makes your bra unhook. It might also open when you run, or when a man shows you a knife and says he wants to caress your cold dead body (it turns out that he's the one). You can't actually buy this bra yet, but if you spend ¥5000 or more at Ravijour, you can enter a contest with first prize being a stay at a hotel where you can use this bra!

On a side note, I'm a lot like "the flashy guy" at the beginning of the video. Look out ladies.