Tsutaya and AKB48

Tsutaya is a movie and music rental chain in Japan (which still exist because there's nothing like Netflix here) and it has just turned 30-years-old! To celebrate the occasion, three members of AKB48 dressed up in sexy Santa outfits and exploded giant phallic symbols together. The lady with the reddish brown hair is Haruna Kojima, star of those magic bra commercials. The two other girls ask her how old she is and she replies with a haughty, "Eh?" Probably most of my readers don't understand why this is a funny joke, so let me try and explain it to you. You see, Ms. Kojima is a woman, and many women would like to keep their age a secret because this can be advantages when searching for potential mates. Women can only reproduce for a fixed period of time, and this fact has many ramifications on societies. One effect is that most males of the species prefer younger females (like when Sir Paul McCartney was banging that young one-legged chick). As it happens, Ms. Kojima appears to be young, but she is in fact 25.

I'll pause a moment while you rinse the vomit out of your mouth.

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Suffice it to say, she'd be lucky to score with my grandfather, and he's been dead for ten years. That's why the joke in the commercial was so funny.