Pizzana Review

Japanese Food Review #74

 I'm what you might call a "human that enjoys pizza." So under normal circumstances I would be excited to hear that Meiji has developed a pizza snack using a new technology. The problem is that this technology is call "sauce in snack," and the sauce on the cover appears to be strawberry jam. I asked Girlbot how she thought they'd be. She said that they would be better than you would think (this seems to be a strange thing to say when I ask you what you think it will taste like). She predicted a 6. Thankfully, the actual snack did not match the image on the bag.

It looked and tasted more like soggy bread.

Ratings: 
Gaybot: 2 The actual flavor was fine, but "sauce in snack" is as gross as you would expect.
Girlbot: 3 They were worse than she was expecting. She thought the outside cracker should have been harder.
Overall: 2.5

No need to try these, dear readers.