Jon: Thank you so much, Ron.
Ron: No problem.
Jon: So I was thinking.. what's sweeter than honey?
Don: Umm, sugar.
Ron: Oh, and I think several different types of syrup as well, right?
Don: Maple for sure.
Jon: Ok, that's probably technically true...
Don: Are pineapples sweeter?
Ron: That's quite possible. Wouldn't put it past 'em.
Jon: Ok, but... honey's sweet, right?
Ron: Not going to argue with you there, Jon.
Jon: So what if some bears were dressed up as bees eating honey?
Don: I don't think the bears are going to be able to fool the bees. I mean, aren't most bears much too large to even begin thinking about entering a hive?
Jon: They don't have to go in a hive. Maybe they just like dressing like bees.
Ron: So it's a sexual thing.
Jon: Umm...
Ron: This could work. Two sicko bears getting turned on by their skintight bee costumes, smearing honey all over their bodies.
Don: Oh, and they could get aroused by bee stings.
Ron: Right, and the slogan could be, "We love sweet honey," like they heat up honey jars in the microwave and then have sex with them or something.
Don: Genius as always, Jon.
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