Monkey Business

I've always said I love monkey business...LITERALLY!! This is a bit old, but there's a restaurant in Japan with monkey waiters. You might think I'm going "bananas," but I think enslaving monkeys is "chimply marvelous." You might say that slave labor is the monKEY to a successful business! If you're wife doesn't want to join you at this fine establishment, you can tell her that's fine. You'll just "spank the monkey" or "have sex with a Brazilian prostitute." One problem with the monkey waiter system: the waiter might "throw their own feces in your food." (I love puns.)