Gourmet Doritos: Smoke Bacon

Japanese Food Review #64

The chefs at the Doritos compound have created smoke bacon flavor chips. It should be stressed that these are not smoked bacon Doritos, but are rather the flavor that one could feel in their mind if they literally smoked several pounds of bacon. I'm assuming that smoking bacon has become a popular fad among the youths of Japan much as smoking banana peels or crack cocaine have been in the past. Surprisingly, the concept of inhaling bacon in your lungs tastes very much like bacon indeed, at least according to these particular Doritos chefs.

Ratings:
Gaybot: 5.5 These chips were only average, but were fun to try once.
Girlbot: 4 She says they tasted very much like bacon, but she didn't like the flavor.
Overall: 4.75