Z-Machines

It's official; If you kill yourself, no one will care. This has nothing to do with the fact that you are less significant than other humans, it's just that the rest of us are going to be too busy rocking out to the Z-Machines! Many of us have long wondered when robots would finally take over the world. Well it seems the Z-Machines are about to do just that. This is because they have one advantage that other robots in the past have lacked: They're powered by Zima! That's right, Zima still exists and is popular in Japan, and they're creating robot bands. This song is played at 160 BPM, but Zima speculates that the robot can play at 1280 BPM. I doubt even Elvis could have done that! The video below shows the guitar robot playing at 1184 BPM, but it's too fast to sound cool.