I've always wondered why people tell me I have "dry skin" or "a repulsive face." It turns out that I should be eating more prune jelly. The lyrics to this jingle really explain it all. Here's a rough translation.
If your stomach growls
It's your chance to be pretty.
Tsuyatsuya Prune,
Pretty is prune.
Tsuyatsuya Prune.
Pretty excited that I know how to speak another word in Japanese. If anyone asks me what kind of fruit I'm holding, I'll have the answer. (Assuming that they can pantomime the question effectively, and also that the fruit I'm holding is a prune. Or a dried date, and that they aren't interested in looking too closely.)
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