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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Great Leap in Surgical Mask Technology

Have you ever noticed that those surgical masks you wear everywhere don't really produce much of an odor? What a waste. Well, the surgical mask scientists have made a huge breakthrough in mask odor technology. Introducing faint herb smelling masks:

You can choose from five great smells: rose, jasmine, lavender, camomile, and bergamot orange. Anyway, my life is close to perfect now. I just hope they come out with butterscotch flavor next year.

1 comment:

  1. Charlie5:16 AM

    Next Step: Use soiled panties as surgical mask

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