Human A: So what does your brother do?
Human B: Oh, he stands at a busy corner for several hours a day trying to hug strangers.
Human A: ....ah...
Human B: It's not weird. He's trying to hug 10,001 people to make the world a better place.
Human A: ...But he realizes most people think he's a huge idiot, right? Like, he's more likely to creep people out than make them happy.
Human B: ...I feel so sorry for you.
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