Here's kind of a cute sign about getting molested. I think it basically says that if you get molested you should:
1. Lift up your leg and arch your back. Basically try to be the biggest girl you can be. Maybe the molester will sympathize with you. Who knows? You might even make him into a feminist!
2. Scream for help in a foreign language. Studies have shown that most people don't like women from their own country.
3. Try not to keep your eyes closed the whole time and look for some distinguishing features the molester might have. For example, does he have a giant mustache instead of a nose? A tip like this might help the police nab your man!
Just kidding! This sign says to be careful of molesters. Also, "Dark, lonely roads are dangerous." This road is right in front of an elementary school. LOL!!!!!!!!
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