Toto Kids

Toto is a company that makes toilets. If you check out http://www.toto.co.jp and scroll down a bit, you'll see a "Toto Kids" icon to click on. It's all in Japanese and is very fun. There's a video game where you try to get poop in the toilet. Lot's of other stuff as well. You can get pages to color and wallpaper as well. Here are a few of the pages:

Kids love jumping up a rainbow into the arms of a poop... far above a toilet factory, or something.

Always have to let the poop man put the final cherry on the Christmas cake.

Bones Found in Toilet

We all need to mourn in our own way.

I think when you first visit a foreign country, you are fascinated in the ways it's different. But the longer you stay there, the more you realize the similarities far outnumber the differences. We're all just humans at the end of the day.

Today I saw a story that really brought this home for me. I, like most people, grew up hearing my father's plan for his funeral multiple times a year. It was a little silly, and he admitted it wouldn't really happen, but it still brought joy into the old man's heart. The plan was to be cremated and flushed down a public toilet while his closest friends pissed on his remains. Well, it warms my heart to report that there must have been a Japanese version of my father out there.

You see, what appears to be a large amount of cremated human bones was found in a supermarket's toilet in Tokyo on the 23rd. No other details were released, but I think we can safely assume that two or three elderly men urinated all over their dear friend and then ran for the exit upon realizing that bones don't easily flush down toilets. You're in a better place, Japanese dad.

Source: Yomiuri Online

Find the Toilets

I've been blessed because two buildings are being torn down near The Gaybot Times offices. And lucky for you, we've invented a new game. It's called "Find the Toilets in the Wreckage" (I don't know, that's a working title, but it's pretty catchy). How many toilets can you find in the photo above? Too easy? Here's another angle that's a bit more difficult:

This second one might be impossible.

Hint:
There are three in the top photo and four in the second. Have fun searching!

Hopefully some more building with multiple toilets will be destroyed so we can play another round.