TEMPURA KIDZ vs Charisma.com

Tempura Kidz, best known for being Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's backup dancers, have teamed up with Charisma.com, an electro-rap group. Maybe they don't know what "vs" means. The song is called Miira Kira meaning Mummy Killer. One site said that mummy is a metaphor for empty humans who have no will, or for people who hide their true selves (like a mummy does with bandages. Show us your rotting corpses you damn mummies!). I guess they want to kill those people, or just stop them from being mummies. I've got a big problem with their use of mummies. In the video a mummy bites someone who then becomes a mummy. What? Mummies ARE NOT zombies!!! I mean, maybe that mummy got bit by some sort of zombie monkey, but you need to explain that!

The video is supposed to look like an 80s countdown show in Nagoya. Every song on the countdown is the song we're listening to! I think they were hoping the video would be funny. The host drinks whiskey during a break. I liked that, I guess.

By the way, Charisma.com might be sort of big someday, so... I don't know, memorize them or whatever. They're pretty weird and hate a lot of stuff. The actual music (not the rapping) sounds kind of K-poppy to me. Here's maybe their first single? MC Gonchi commits a murder suicide at the end of it. They say it's about how they hate girls who say "kawaii" (cute) too much and just basically young people caring about fashion. "You're cool but fool" is part of the chorus. So that explains why they murdered those shadow people with green blood before taking their own lives.

Tempura Kidz Honor Gods

One can fully expect that the ancestors who founded this shrine must be looking down and smiling after seeing how the modern day Japanese are using their facilities. I'm guessing they did pretty much the same ritual (maybe their shoes were slightly different).

How Do Fake Robots Dance?

If you're like me, you're often asking yourself, "How did they get those cartoon robots to do a choreographed dance like that?!" You probably also find yourself thinking, "That's so cool that these robots aren't perfectly synchronized. It's as if the cartoon scientists programmed real hearts into them. Wow, robots that can love..." Then, of course, you fantasize about robot prostitutes for most of a day. Anyway, these robots really do have hearts. All it took to get these robots to dance like humans was a little child labor!