Mr. Japan Dance Rehearsal

I know a lot of you might be a little Mr. Japaned out, and the rest of you don't even want to think about how we're still about 340 days away from the next Mr. Japan competition, but this it still worth a look. The video of the rehearsal is closer, so you can really see how cool they are. Also, they do a lot of cool, orchestrated grunts that you couldn't hear at the real event. Sweet dreams tonight, my friends.

Mr. Japan 2014 Winner....

A huge shout out to Mr. Okinawa, or as he's better known nowadays, Mr. Japan! He was a huge underdog according to the simulations I ran, but he had just about a perfect showing. I know a lot of you already saw the finals and the swimsuit competition, so I'll just post the opening dance, which, in my humble opinion, was "off of the hooks."

It had all the grace and glory of a 5th grade girls talent show performance. Plus, there was a little bit of nipple action (I'm pretty into nipples). By the way, a little ways in the guys each take a turn walking and posing, but they start dancing again around the 6 minute mark. I know there's a lot of dance junkies out there.

Sleeping Trouble?

I've been getting a lot of mail asking for advice on how to get to sleep (great questions everyone). Well, what I've been doing lately is watching the video below over and over. I find it helps if it's projected on the largest wall of your living space and the volume is turned up all the way.
That's right! It's the highlights of the 2013 Mr. Japan competition! I find that sleeping trouble often stems from thoughts about the pointlessness of existence! But watching this shows all that's good with the world. Plus, it's a healthy reminder that the 2014 competition is just around the corner. Maybe, just maybe, life is worth living! Sleep easy tonight, friends!

Mr. Japan 2014

Well, all the finalists have been selected for the 2014 Mr. Japan competition! It looks like this might be the best batch of men yet! They all look delicious, but I'm thinking Mr. Yamanashi is going to be tough to beat! Good luck to all the competitors!