Jins Anti-Pollen Glasses 2014

This commercial may not be as radical as last year's, but there's still a lot to like about this. For one, the amount of pollen that can not reach your eye balls has increased from 93% to 98%. Not only that, but apparently Jins has discovered the Japanese Bill Cosby and hired him to write the music for this commercial. Also, that hand motion the model lady does at the end just might be the next "cut it out" (made famous by the late, great Dave Coulier).

Kyary's ALOOK CM

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is in a new commercial for ALOOK glasses. Kyary's wearing a dress made of glasses and is starring alongside a goat in some sort of a wasteland (talk about every guyz sexual fantasy). The slogan at the end of the ad is ミレ　ミラレル or, "see, be seen." I think that, "see a goat, be seen by a goat," makes way more sense, but apparently it was too long. The ALOOK website explains that while it's true that glasses have become fashionable, most glasses look alike. There's a wide variety of clothing and hairstyles, so why isn't the same true for glasses? ALOOK's glasses will help you express your identity to the world. So... what kind of person are you? A neon green type of guy? No? Oh, so you're more into neon pink? No? Wait...so what kind of neon color are you into? Huh? Neon brown? I've never heard...wait...just brown? I get it. Have fun conforming with your brown glasses you fascist! Get out of our store!

Anti-Pollen Glasses

Many Japanese have terrible allergies in the spring. The biggest problem is that following WWII, cedar trees were planted all over to produce wood quickly, but the pollen produced from the trees now gives millions of people hay fever. In response to this, Jins has come out with these anti-pollen glasses. They're basically goggles that look like glasses and prevent 93% of pollen from entering your eyes. Anyway, we can finally have those pink sand fights we've always dreamed of.