I think I can safely assume that a large percentage of my readers are Japanese attempting to study English. I write about the culture they know and love in a "hip" or "gnarly" way. That might all sound a little technical, but to put it in layman's terms, they read The Gaybot Times so they can learn how to be "b-b-b-bad to the bone" like me. Hopefully this will be the first of many English lessons. Today we will learn how to use the popular phrase "stick docks."
Stick docks are a wildly popular food in the West, so the phrase may simply refer to the foodstuff most people consume daily. However, it is also used heavily in business.
Example:
Business Human 1: How is business with those new goods you have been telling the humans at our office so much about.
Business Human 2: Oh, those goods are selling like
stick docks.
Note: Business Human 2 may or may not wink towards the end of that statement.
This concludes the first lesson. Let me know if you have any questions. Oh, and don't forget to keep studying... that is if you want to make the big
stick docks! (wink)
